A frenetic mashup of numerous, a lot of random clips from the legendary show about ‘nothing’. UPDATE 24-Feb-2011: Wayne Snell (Weezle56) has come forward as the author of the audio portion of this video! I’ve usually wondered who did the wonderful job of putting all the quotes together (discovered in an MP3 on Napster) so several years ago, and now the mystery is solved. Enjoy! SEINTOLOGY Audio compiled by youtube.com Video compiled by youtube.com Music: “Time is Tight” by Booker T & The MG’s Jerry: Hello! Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we’ve got an concept for a show about absolutely nothing. George: Specifically. Jerry: They say “What’s your show about?” I say “Nothing”. George: There you go. Jerry: I think you might have some thing here. Kramer: Who desires to have some enjoyable? Jerry: Effectively let’s commence the insanity. Kramer: Giddy-up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Elaine: Shut up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Kramer: Wet and wild. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Jerry: Delores! George: The sea was angry that day my friends… Jerry: …super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome. Elaine: Stella! George: I’m sorry, the card says “Moops”. Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Jerry: I got jiggy with it! Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys. Elaine: I’m speechless! I am without having speech. Kramer: Oh, I got the ball. Jerry: THAT is 1 magic loogey. George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn’t in the manual. Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables. Jerry: Hello, Newman …
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The guy on 3:20 is a god.
Good editing, good job.
@spongeman537 Thank you! I heard this episode mentioned in the finale but never saw it along with the sex sponges and the poison envelopes that killed Susan
@historyfreakfroman Season 4: The Visa
i like the tune in the background! It goes well with the video and I like how it builds!
You stubborn, stupid, SILLY MAN!!!
Yo yo ma
What’s the name of the episode at 2:53 with Babu?
The close talker social awareness was one of the most hilarious moments in television for me.
Good job. Jerry is a man who respects a good coma, I’m a man who respects a good youtube video.
thiis montage show how genious this show is. ya i am batman
Awesome!
is this on itunes?
@tonybklyn
Totally, to this day I can still enjoy the antics of those four.
0:57
Best show ever!!
Scary…like a bone protruding through the skin….
A good clip montage can be a hard thing to do well and this vid has surpassed many expectations. Great job!
Tippy toe tippy toe!!
Maybe the dingo ate ur baby!!
nothing comes close to seinfeld
It’s unreal…it’s been 13 years since Seinfeld left the air…and these episodes haven’t lost an ounce of relevancy.
friendship smiendship
Queen of the Castle
pml@ Im a day person — that is funny